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BLACK WIDOW
03:48
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BLACK WIDOW
VERSE: SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT FROM THE START
SHE’S GOT A BLACK COLD HEART
THE UNITY CANDLE FLAME WOULDN’T BURN
THE TRUTH TOO LATE YOU LEARN
WITH YOUR EMOTIONS, SHE WILL TOY
AS SHE SETS OUT TO DESTROY
CHORUS: BLACK WIDOW, DON’T BELIEVE HER LIES
GOT TO GET OUT BEFORE SOMEONE DIES
BLACK WIDOW, SEE THE COLDNESS IN HER EYES
GOT TO GET OUT BEFORE SOMEONE DIES
VERSE: A TANGLED WEB SHE WILL WEAVE
TRAPPED IT’S TOO LATE TO LEAVE
BY THE TIME, THE TRUTH IS CLEAR
SHE’S WRECKED YOUR CAREER
AND WHEN YOU’VE FIGURED OUT THE LIE
SHE’S TRAPPED YOU LIKE A FLY.
CHORUS:
BRIDGE: SWEET NOTHINGS SHE WHISPERS IN YOUR EAR
TELLING YOU THINGS THAT YOU WANT TO HEAR
WHEN EVERYTHING LOOKS SO NICE
IN A FLASH, IT TURNS TO ICE
CHORUS:
VERSE: THE LAWYER SAYS HE WANTS MORE CASH
BUT YOUR FINANCES ARE IN THE TRASH
WHILE YOU’RE DOWN AND FEELING BLUE
SHE’S LIVING IT UP IN MALIBU
TOO LATE, SHE WILL ATTACK
AND TWIST A KNIFE IN YOUR BACK
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LITTLE MISS OBLIVIOUS
03:29
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LITTLE MISS OBLIVIOUS
VERSE: Little Miss Oblivious talking on her cell phone
Just added another ring tone
Didn’t read the directions and burned up lunch
Maybe next time, she’ll have a hunch
On the computer, talking to boys
Cranking up the music until it’s noise
CHORUS: Little Miss Oblivious, you need to get a clue
Life is not always just about you
Little Miss Oblivious, you need to get a clue
Life is not always just about you
VERSE: Little Miss Oblivious won’t clean her room
Doesn’t know how to use a broom
Please don’t send her to the mall
Money on expensive clothes, she’ll blow it all
She just doesn’t get it
Her brain can’t quite hit
CHORUS:
VERSE: Will she learn life is not a sport
And time is so short
Things aren’t always what they appear
The present and future are never clear
Reality can be quite crass
When it dumps you on your ass.
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DESIGNATED DRIVER
02:37
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DESIGNATED DRIVER
VERSE: When you’re drunk and flash your boob
Tomorrow, it will be on YouTube
After you get naked and dance
On MySpace, people can take a glance
Pictures of you, passed out on the floor
Will make your viewers want more.
CHORUS: Designated Driver, I’m you’re man
I’ll be there when you’re hugging the can
Designated Driver, I’m the one
With cameras rolling when you’re having fun
VERSE: Last night you were being a real clown
Shaking your butt and getting down
From my camera, you can’t hide
Will let everyone, come along for the ride.
Want to film the expression on your face
When you show up on MYSPACE
CHORUS:
While you were drunk, created a new look
Which I will share on facebook
Your status I will update of twitter
About the pics of you hugging the shitter
After you become a Youtube star
Next time you won’t take a car.
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NUKE'EM ALL
03:41
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NUKE’EM ALL
CHORUS: LET A RAIN OF BOMBS FALL
I SAY JUST NUKE’EM ALL
LET A RAIN OF BOMBS FALL
I SAY JUST NUKE’EM ALL
VERSE: FROM THE PROGRESSIVE LADY , NO ESCAPE
WITH THE COMMERCIALS, I YELL RAPE
LIKE TO NAIL THE AFLEC DUCK
WITH MY FOOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK
FOR THE GECKO, I HAVE ONE WISH
WATCH HIS BODY GO SQUISH
CHORUS:
VERSE: NAPALM WOULD BE A LOT OF FUN
ON VIKINGS AT CAPITOL ONE
BURNING DOWN AMERICAN EXPRESS
WOULD BE TRULY PRICELESS
VISA AND MASTERCARD REWARDS
SHREDDED WITH SWORDS
CHORUS:
VERSE: BANKER DON’T TAKE IT TOO HARD
CUTTING YOUR THROAT WITH A CREDIT CARD
REAL ESTATE AGENT, I’D LIKE TO SELL
NICE WARM SPOT IN HELL
INSURANCE MAN SLICING OFF YOUR HEAD
TO INSURE THAT YOU’RE DEAD
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TIME TO GET YOUR JESUS ON
CHORUS:
GOT TO SAVE YOUR SOUL BEFORE IT’S GONE
TIME TO GET YOUR JESUS ON
GOT TO SAVE YOUR SOUL BEFORE IT’S GONE
TIME TO GET YOUR JESUS ON
VERSE:
IF YOU HAVE DOUBT OR FEEL BLUE
JUST ASK “WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?”
IF YOU HAVE DOUBT OR FEEL BLUE
JUST ASK “WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?”
TURN BACK BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
AND TURN TO JESUS FOR SOMETHING GREAT
TURN BACK BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
AND TURN TO JESUS FOR SOMETHING GREAT
CHORUS:
VERSE:
RESISTING TEMPTATION AND AVOIDING SIN
TURN TO JESUS IF YOU WANT TO WIN
RESISTING TEMPTATION AND AVOIDING SIN
TURN TO JESUS IF YOU WANT TO WIN
WHEN YOUR LIFE IS MAKING YOU FROWN
JESUS HE WON’T LET YOU DOWN
WHEN YOUR LIFE IS MAKING YOU FROWN
JESUS HE WON’T LET YOU DOWN
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WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING
CHORUS: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING
WHAT WAS GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD
SHOULDN’T BE OUT DRINKING
BEEN BETTER OFF IN BED.
VERSE: DROVE DOWN TO THE LOCAL BAR
THEN THINGS WENT TO FAR.
TRIED TO PICK UP SOMEONE’S WIFE
OUT OF A BOOT CAME THE KNIFE.
TOO MUCH BEER AND GOT DRUNK
WOKE UP IN SOMEONE’S TRUNK.
CHORUS:
VERSE: SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS A TRAP
FROM THE BIMBO CAUGHT THE CLAP
SMART MOUTH STARTED A FIGHT
IN JAIL FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT
DRANK SO MUCH HAD TO CRAWL
PUKED ALL OVER THE BATHROOM WALL.
CHORUS:
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TIME TO COWBOY UP
04:01
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TIME TO COWBOY UP
CHORUS: WHEN LIFE OVERFILLS YOUR CUP
IT’S TIME TO COWBOY UP
WHEN LIFE OVERFILLS YOUR CUP
IT’S TIME TO COWBOY UP
POST CHORUS: TIME TO COWBOY UP
TIME TO COWBOY UP
VERSE: LIFE JUST HIT YOU HARD
ALREADY MAXED OUT THE CREDIT CARD
AND TO ADD TO THE SAD STATE
COMPANY JUST RAISED THE INTEREST RATE
BILL COLLECTORS CONTINUE TO CALL
WHEN YOUR BACK IS AGAINST THE WALL
CHORUS:
VERSE: MONTHLY MORTGAGE YOU CAN’T PAY
BANK WANTS TO TAKE YOUR HOUSE AWAY
AND YOU DISCOVERED TOO LATE
THEY GAVE YOU A VARIABLE INTEREST RATE
IT IS HARD TO STAND TALL
WHEN EVERYONE WANTS YOU TO FALL
CHORUS:
VERSE: WHEN THE BIG BUSINESSES START TO FAIL
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT GIVES THEM A BAIL
NO HELP FOR THE VOTER OR LITTLE GUY
DON’T CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE
FOR YOUR BILLS, THEY JUST WANT CASH
CREDIT SCORE JUST WENT IN THE TRASH
CHORUS:
VERSE: BEEN RIDDEN HARD AND PUT UP WET
LIFE SEEMS TO BE ONE BIG REGRET
WHAT YOU PLANNED, DIDN’T COME TRUE
AND YOU FEEL DOWN AND BLUE
FEELING LIKE YOU GOT HIT BY A TRUCK
JUST ONE LONG STREAK OF BAD LUCK
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YOUR GIRL FRIEND RIDES THE SHORT BUS
CHORUS: No reason to raise a fuss
Your girlfriend rides the short bus
There is nothing to discuss
Your girlfriend rides the short bus
VERSE: I’ve seen her kind before
Elevator doesn’t go to the top floor
If I need to add more
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Mentally she’s on a vacation
Her train never left the station
CHORUS:
VERSE: `It has got to be more than a hunch
Your girlfriend is out to lunch
And it is nothing new
The girl hasn’t got a clue
Not trying to make it hurt
IQ fits on the back of a shirt
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BANK OF AMERICA
03:40
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BANK OF AMERICA
CHORUS: BANK OF AMERICA DOESN’T PLAY FAIR
IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, THEY DON’T CARE
BANK OF AMERICA DOESN’T PLAY FAIR
IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, THEY DON’T CARE
VERSE: U.S. GOVERNMENT GAVE THEM A BAIL
BUT THEY DON’T CARE IF YOU FAIL
OVERDRAFT PROTECTION WITH A CREDIT CARD
HIGH INTEREST RATES MAKING IT HARD
AT THIRTY-FIVE DOLLARS A SHOT
TAKING WHAT LITTLE MONEY YOU’VE GOT
CHORUS:
VERSE: WITH SAVINGS , ACTING LIKE IT’S GREAT
THEY GIVE YOU THE LOWEST INTEREST RATE
ON DEPOSITS THEY ARE SO BOLD
PUTTING YOUR MONEY ON HOLD
CHECKS COME IN AND THEY LAUGH
HITTING YOU IN WITH AN OVERDRAFT;
CHORUS:
VERSE: ON YOUR MONEY, THEY WILL PREY
TRYING TO TAKE IT ALL AWAY
SERVICE CHARGES MAY NOT SEEM RIGHT
BUT OUT OF YOUR ACCOUNT, THEY TAKE A BITE
FOR THEIR SERVICE, I’D LIKE TO THANK
BY PUTTING IT IN A DIFFERENT BANK
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GONNA GRIND YOUR MAMA
02:05
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GONNA GRIND YOUR MAMA
VERSE: AT MY MUSIC, YOU WANT TO POKE SOME FUN
FUTURE B-GIRLS , LET ME TELL YOU HOW IT’S DONE
CHEERLEADING PREPARES YOU FOR EXOTIC DANCE
ANYTHING ELSE, DON’T STAND A CHANCE
B-GIRLS AREN’T VERY BRIGHT
BUT LET ME HELP YOU GET IT RIGHT
CHORUS: I GONNA GRIND YOUR MAMA
AFTER I KICK YOUR DADDY’S ASS
I GONNA GRIND YOUR MAMA
AFTER I KICK YOUR DADDY’S ASS
VERSE: TRYING TO SAY THAT I CAN’T SING
FROM A MORON, DOESN’T MEAN A THING
HANG YOUR HEAD IN DISGRACE
SHOULDN’T SLAP YOUR MAMA’S FACE
WHEN YOUR DADDY’S A BOOZER
NOT YOUR FAULT, YOU’RE A LOSER.
CHORUS:
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MICKEY D'S
02:41
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MICKEY D’S
SPOKEN: RONALD MCDONALD WANTS YOU TO DIE!
CHORUS: DOCTOR SAVE MY LIFE PLEASE
I’VE BEEN EATING AT MICKEY D’S
DOCTOR SAVE MY LIFE PLEASE
I’VE BEEN EATING AT MICKEY D’S
VERSE: SEDUCE YOU WITH DOLLAR DEALS
HOOK YOUR KIDS WITH HAPPY MEALS
FEED YOU FOOD LOADED WITH FAT
MAKE YOUR EKG GO FLAT
AND ON THE DAY YOU DIE
YOU WON’T HEAR US CRY
CHORUS:
VERSE: IN OUR COMMERCIALS, PEOPLE ARE THIN
NEVER WILL SEE A DOUBLE CHIN
ONLY A FEW CENTS TO SUPER SIZE
DON’T WORRY ABOUT YOUR THIGHS
OURS NOT TO ASK WHY
EVERYONE HAS TO DIE
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INSURANCE MAN
02:26
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INSURANCE MAN
CHORUS: HEY,BABY, I’M THE INSURANCE MAN
FOR YOUR MONEY, I HAVE A PLAN
HEY,BABY, I’M THE INSURANCE MAN
FOR YOUR MONEY, I HAVE A PLAN
VERSE: I WANT YOUR MONEY TO ADD TO MY WEALTH
GET YOU HYSTERICAL ABOUT YOUR HEALTH
GAMBLING THAT YOU WON’T GET SICK
CHARGING HIGH PREMIUMS SHOULD DO THE TRICK
WHEN YOU ARE ILL AND PREMIUMS YOU CAN’T PAY
WE WILL YANK YOUR BENEFITS AWAY.
NOT ME DRIVING UP THE HEALTH CARE PRICE
ON YOUR LIFE, I JUST ROLL THE DICE.
CHORUS:
VERSE: FIGURE IT OUT BEFORE WE BEGIN
YOU LOSE AND I ALWAYS WIN
MIGHT THINK THAT I’M A CREEP
TO ME, YOU ARE JUST ONE OF THE SHEEP
HAVE A PLAN FOR YOUR HOUSE
WILL EVEN INSURE YOUR SPOUSE
SELL YOU POLICIES WITH ONLY A HITCH
YOU COME OUT POOR, I GET RICH
CHORUS:
VERSE: CAR INSURANCE, WE WON’T HESITATE
HAVE AN ACCIDENT, WE UP THE RATE
IF THE CAR IS TOTALED, MIGHT AS WELL CRY
WHAT WE PAY , ANOTHER CAR YOU CAN’T BUY
CAR INSURANCE REQUIRED BY THE STATE
YOU PAY, WE SET THE RATE
OLD CAR, NEW CAR, WE DON’T CARE
NO ONE SAID LIFE IS FAIR
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LIVING WITH MOM (IS THE BOMB)
VERSE: DON’T THINK I’D GET VERY FAR
IF MOM DIDN’T PAY FOR MY CAR
LIVING AT HOME MAY SEEM BENT
BUT I DON’T PAY ANY RENT
SHE DOES MY LAUNDRY EVERY DAY
AND I NEVER HAVE TO PAY
CHORUS: LIVING WITH MOM
IS THE BOMB
LIVING WITH MOM
IS THE BOMB
VERSE: LIVING WITH MOM HAVE NO REGRETS
MORE MONEY FOR BEER AND CIGARETTES
ANY JOB, I DON’T LIKE, I CAN QUIT
CAUSE I KNOW MOM WILL COVER IT.
FOR MEALS, I DON’T HAVE TO PAY
CAUSE SHE FIXES THEM EVERY DAY
CHORUS:
VERSE: MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS THINK I’M SLACK
BECAUSE OF THE AMBITION THAT I LACK
IT’S JUST THEM TRYING TO WHINE
FOR ME, LIFE IS JUST FINE
FROM THE NEST, NEVER HAVE TO FLY
UNLESS MOM HAPPENS TO DIE
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WE’LL MEET ON THE OTHER SIDE
VERSE: JUST GOT THE NEWS TODAY
GEOFF JONES PASSED AWAY
AND I FEEL REGRET
THAT WE NEVER MET
BUT I CAN’T FORGET
OUR MESSAGES ON THE INTERNET
CHORUS: AT THE END OF LIFE’S RIDE
WE’LL MEET ON THE OTHER SIDE
AT THE END OF LIFE’S RIDE
WE’LL MEET ON THE OTHER SIDE
VERSE: LIVING IN A DANGEROUS AGE
WRITING SONGS ABOUT OUR RAGE
HOW LIFE WASN’T FAIR
AND THE GOVERNMENTS DON’T CARE
EMAILS ABOUT OUR LIFE
PERSONAL TRAGEDIES AND OUR STRIFE
CHORUS:
BRIDGE: WE ONLY KNOW WHEN IT BEGINS
BUT NOT HOW IT ENDS
OUR SOUL, WE HOPE TO SAVE
ON OUR JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE
CHORUS:
VERSE: DYING AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE
JUST LIVING IN A DANGEROUS AGE
MEMORIES ARE ALL THAT REMAIN
CAN’T GET RID OF THIS PAIN
TOO EARLY FOR YOU TO GO
WHY WE’LL NEVER KNOW
CHORUS
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Marlan Fayetteville, Arkansas
I have been writing music since I was seventeen and dreamed of being a singer/songwriter but have had to put it on hold for several years. I started out writing poetry to deal with my feelings and then I decided to set the poetry to music. The thing that sets my music apart from others is that the lyrics all have meaning that hits one at several different levels of meaning. ... more
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